* Some friends call me a danger instigator.
* I prefer to think of myself as a walking social experiment.
* I drink far too much.
* I'm quite nerdy, but have been described as a "funky nerd."
* I only eat red candy. Even M&M's.
* I've recently developed an expensive shoe-habit.
* I get very annoyed when people forget my eye color.
* I'm always the person in the group that's picked on.
* I have all the grace of Bambi on ice.
* I wear a rhinestone tiara when i'm having a bad day (or when i'm doing dishes).
* I tend to have strange medical conditions (like an extra electrical current in my heart).
* I am dizzingly efficient at procrastinating.
* I am only living up to 45% of my potential.
* I'm pretty comfortable with that percentage.